Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
When did you lose your virginty and if you didn't when do you plan to?
I haven’t lost my virginity yet but idk soon hopefully. I want to be a slut.
send me sexual/nosy/personal questions
Y’all need this I s2g.
EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE HAS LED UP TO THIS MOMENT
THANK YOU TUMBLR
The Holy BIble for bloggers
This is genius! I usually come up with clever ways to do something but I’ve never though of any of these 👍
That .bat file for the shutdown pause is fuck yes
The cat one though.
I love teachers who don’t have enough fucks to give
no thank you
GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT
Holy mother of god…
SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR
I love paintings where the paint is used as more than just color. The texture on this is delicious.
i don’t know how Jared manged to film this scene without laughing the whole time.
okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER
Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER
WHEN U GET IN THE SHOWER BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER
Another Illustration for Cincinnati Magazine’s kids issue. This one was about picking your kid the perfect puppy. A lot of my ideas revolved around the collaborative nature of choosing a pet, but the art director decided to go with a riff on an idea I originally had for the Month Of Love blog piece.